I step into the crime scene once again, and just like last time… it’s a mess. The bastard’s killed again. They call him The Artist… man’s sick in the head, thinks he’s gonna be the next Michelangelo. His “canvas”? The human body. Maybe I’m just not “cultured” enough. But when I look at this mess of gore and body parts, all I see is… wait holy shit from this angle it looks like a fish! Ohhhh it’s like a perspective trick! Oh shit that’s so cool. I mean. Ahem. It’s not cool enough to justify murdering twelve innocent… oh my GOD from THIS angle it looks like a MONKEY! It’s like, two in one! How’d he even DO that, this guy’s a genius!!
