Hey,

Is everything ok with your amulet?

You have been posting a lot today about the cursed ones. I just want to remind you that you bought it at your own risk. Our merchants won't accept returns even if you get possesed.

~Evil Magic inc.

Returns?! Are you crazy? Why would I ever want to return my great amulet!? I am perfectly happy with it and sure won’t be giving it to anyone, ever!