Talking about Belgians like how people talk about bisexuals.
“Are they French? Are they German? They refuse to say. I find it suspicious and untrustworthy.”
“Okay but I’ve literally never heard you speak German so you’re basically French right?”
“OP don’t you mean Dutch not German?” The Dutch are literally just swamp Germans. Like why do you snowflakes want a whole new label for your microidentity.