brawnie:

brawnie:

*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

Jesus Christ almighty the amount of people that are like b-b-but… I want them to be so small so tiny 🥺 but what if I don’t want them to be fat??? Well sorry to say folks I’m adding 50lbs to your favorite queer man