smute:

i would like to formally offer yoshitada minami full and sole ownership of my orifices thank u for inventing the rice cooker it can only do one thing but it does it so well i have never been happier with a purchase if i had to choose between a rice cooker and literally any other appliance i would always choose the rice cooker lifting the lid and finding a perfect bowl of fluffy basmati is nothing short of magical it actually makes me want to live another day if rice cooker has million number of fans i am one of them if rice cooker has ten fans i am one of them if rice cooker have only one fan and that is me if rice cooker has no fans that means i am no more on the earth if world against the rice cooker i am against the world i love #rice cooker till my last breath die hard fan of rice cooker hit like if you think rice cooker best appliance & smart in the world im rice cooker’s right hand arm man im rice cooker everything im his confidant his best friend his silly rabbit his what his silly rabbit his silly rabbit yes is that what he calls you no