a friend of mine and i were having a kiki about the state of the world as one would, and we literally could NOT stop laughing (because at this point, what else can you do?) but i mean PLEASE you cannOT MAKE THIS SHIT UP:
- the whole bit with the healthcare insurance CEO.
- shooter man is not just immediately beloved by the masses.
- he’s also insultingly good looking and he’s so the drama that he CARVED. WORDS. on the bullets.
- he gave everyone a motto to rally behind. i have never seen the U.S. this united over anything ever.
- he’s literally just a girl. a girl in a 2010s dystopia.
- it’s giving katniss everdeen with a gun.
- theN THE WHOLe thING WITH FRANCE HAPPENS??!?
- like their government collapsing????
- like the extreme right AND the extreme left banded together somehow to give the parliament the middle finger????? because macron wanted to dissolve the parliment and call for snap elections?? i honestly don’t even know what’s going on over there and at this point i’m too afraid to ask.
- AND THEN KOREA SPEEDRUNNING THROUGH A COUP, A DICTATORSHIP, AND OVERTHROWING SAID DICTATORSHIP IN THE SPAN OF THREE HOURS???
- and my friend and i were like ‘a big week for the international relations girlies’ 'and didn’t sabrina carpenter get cheated on? why are men. 💀’ 'wait, aren’t there like, BTS members IN the Korean army right now???
- we lost it.