tobernaut:

the-one-who-lambs:

Lamb wrapped

• You bleated 2,754 times
• 1,562 heretics fell to your blade
• You flirted with Narinder 728 times
• You grew 25 pounds of wool
• September was your camellia murder tender anxiety moment
• You collected 1,682 sin from your followers
• You were in the top 5% of tarot card enjoyers
• You pet Narinder for 426 hours

Narinder wrapped

• You meowed 487 times
• You caught 26 mice
• The Lamb flirted with you 728 times
• 6,512 fish died to keep you fed
• December was your frozen yearning wool scented fireplace era
• You hissed 8,629 times at 36 separate followers
• You were in the top .01% of sermon attendees
• You were pet for 426 hours