ppl are saying the United ceo was “visited by the ghost of Christmas future” but honestly if I was a ghost trying to scare someone straight I can’t think of a single thing I’d change. yeah you’re gonna get gunned down in the street like a dog. no the meeting isn’t getting canceled. yeah your colleagues are going to step over your body. people will cheer. everybody on the internet is going to have a crush on your killer. the cops are gonna compliment his form. the reward for your killer is only $10k. stocks will go up.