toskarin:

steve harvey: what’s the worst thing a man can hear from his friend?

<buzz!>

contestant: demon sword technique, quickening of the soul?

steve harvey, face settling into a bitter smirk: it’s been so long… but I could never forget. to do so would be to lose him all over again.

<board turns over to reveal the top answer, sound system playing only the cries of distant carrion crows and the low roar of winter>