Does nobody understand how a fucking coup works? You are literally breaking the law the highest degree that a person could ever possibly achieve. You are straight up commiting treason fuckhead. Why are you pulling out so fucking quick. God damn rolling over like a wet rag in a washing machine.
I’m not agreeing with these attempted coups but holy fuck I’ve worked shifts at Denny’s that have lasted longer
Leaders born after 1959 can’t coup. All they know is back down to minimal resistance, declare martial law unsuccessfully, and get charged with treason
Leftists spend decades fantasizing about taking over the government. Rising up to take control back from the capitalists. Then we sit here and watch 3 right-wing fuckheads live our dream and they do it so fucking bad you wonder why they even tried.
Trump riles up and angry crowd to attack the capital building, the get inside, get pepper sprayed, steal some spare change from the sofa, and fucking give up.
Wagner man screams in rage about Putin and charges towards Mascow in an armored column ready to kill. Putin calls him on his cell and just “hey man…you should kill yourself” and the fucker just stops his bullshit, gets on a plane and flies into a Russian missile.
And now this chuckle fuck actively gets the military involved with his bullshit. They can’t keep 190 people from getting inside and voting to stop the take over. And then he just…agrees?! Like why even bother if you weren’t gonna try!?!?
There also was a coup attempt in some country I don’t remember the name of earlier this year were some disgraced fired general sent a squad of soldiers to surround like the presidential office or something. Except the soldiers weren’t even in on the coup so when the president told them to go home they just did. They just don’t make coups like they used to.
