i want to be one of those famous mediums who does readings for thousands of people in a huge theater and im on stage and im like does anyone have a grandma…a grandma and her name starts with a j and she died of a stroke in 2003 and someone is like oh my god that was my grandma how did you know!!! and then im like please let me take your hand. I have a message from her for you. she HATES when you masturbate