I was trying to joke to my wife about “your kink is not my kink but your kink is okay, just don’t get any on me”, but I said it wrong, as “your kink is not your kink”
That’s right! You don’t have your kink anymore. I stole it. It’s my kink now.
I’m taking away all your kinks, studying them, and putting them on a shelf in a museum.
I am the British Museum of Kink! And I will never, ever, return the Elgin Marbles!