behindnightmaresanddreams:

squirrelstone:

narwhalsarefalling:

narwhalsarefalling:

just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

in my defense:

and:

a bottle of strawberry flavored vinegarALT
a bottle of strawberry sakeALT

its very hard to tell for someone who only kind-of reads Japanese and just saw the component for “sake flask” () and, rightfully assumed, that the bottle that said sake was probably sake.

No no, you don’t get to hide this in the tags

Summary: no one involved was drinking sake.