the-beard-of-edward-teach:

the-beard-of-edward-teach:

“god is a woman”

“god is a man”

god is a subway rat in a trench coat

send carrier pigeon

Thought process behind it (all happening while i was just staring in a mirror):

“god is a trans man”

“well, there isnt just one. however, no, god is a woman”

“AHA, GOD TRANSITIONED FTM!”

“Wait! god is genderfluid!”

“god is me”

“god is us”

“Im genderfluid”

“i am forty-two rats in a trench coat”

“god is a rat”

“god is a rat in a trench coat”

“god is a *subway* rat in a trench coat”