They’re trying to turn me into a real life the last of us character
Which one?
One of the runners
That’s one of the best to beπ
Any plans to develop into the further stages?
Plenty, boss says if I stick to it and keep breathing in the mold spores I could even be promoted to bloater someday!
bad news, quarterlys came back and you didn’t meet your spore quota. They are giving hyphae to someone else
GOD FUCKING DAMNIT.
ugh. Back to standing in front of the mold vent and breathing in.
Don’t worry, I have just the solution
Take some of these π«Έπππ