Me: So basically William Miller said the world would end in 1884. When it didn’t, it was called the great disappointment. Miller lived his life in exile, and his followers became the 7th Day Adventists.
My aunt who was almost a nun: [Rolls her eyes like we are queening out] “They’ve been saying stuff like that forever!”
Me: [gay wrist] “Right!?”
When I say “almost a nun” I mean she ditched her final vows DAY OF to go marry my uncle.