jame7t:

2069: Copyright law will be strengthened to the point where the English language is split into fiefdoms based on who owns what words- if you wanna use the word “summer” that’ll be 50 cents to the Coca Cola company.

Misspelling words becomes a misdemeanor as to discourage anti-corporate grassroots languages from forming- but if you mispell a word so badly that two different companies both claim you tried to spell their word, it’ll get caught in a copyright deadlock-

the legal battle between the two will last long after you’ve passed, so as long as you’re fine with your descendants being hit with the 50,000 dollar fine, you can go ahead and misydbe thq awl