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phantomrose96:

phantomrose96:

Feature ideas I have to make tumblr worse

  • Unfollow notifications. When someone unfollows you, you receive a notification about it. The notification includes the last post of yours that the unfollower saw so you know what the final straw was.
  • If the unfollower was a mutual then this notification comes with stats about how long you were mutuals and a list of comutuals who have to pick sides in the divorce. The comutuals receive this notification too
  • Ability to edit other people’s replies.
  • Ability to edit other people’s blog themes.
  • The ability to gift debuffs like those cooking competition shows. Pay $15 to make someone you hate only be allowed to post 20 times a day. Pay $30 and they can only make posts out of the set of pre-approved family-friendly message options like the Webkinz chatroom.
  • De-blaze. Halt someone else’s post right in its tracks by removing all impressions. The more a post is circulating the more expensive this is.
  • 30 Day Trial Follows. When you follow someone you can’t unfollow them for at least 30 days because c'mon, don’t you wanna at least give them a chance?
  • Obligatory “Tumblr houses”. You have to act really really excited for the yearly sportsball tournament or risk being shadowbanned. Your blog is forcibly themed after your Tumblr house.
  • Obligatory name, face, and address when you sign up. This isn’t for verification or anything this is explicitly for doxxing. Hopefully you’ll think twice about posting your rancid My Little Pony take now that you know the whole fandom can be at your doorstep in an hour.
reply from renirae
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I just want you to know that google is so broken that when you search "do you know when someone unfollows you on tumblr", the first bullet point is unironically the top result lmaoALT

Haha, 😊 surely you mean it links to like some speculative information similar to my first point and–

screenshot of the google search with the query "do you know when someone unfollows you on tumblr"

The very top result says "When someone unfollows you, you receive a notification about it. The notification includes the last post of yours that the unfollower saw so you know what the final straw was.". The portion that says "you receive a notification about it" is highlighted. The provided link comes back to this post.ALT

Oh.

Oh yeah no it links to this post.

Awesome. Hope this helps!