Tumblr is just a community developing a new dialect in record time
The fact that in mere months “I’m bald” became an actual way of saying “None of the above” is insane. It’s insane.
[Picture ID: a screenshot of a tumblr reply that reads, for everyone confused, it was from @/sesamie for a post about if your hair was a different color when you were younger. the last option was “I don’t know / I’m bald / any other miscellaneous infinitely nuanced answer” which was making fun of people who complained about polls not having a dozen incredibly niche options. /End ID.]
