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storiesabouthumanandthings:

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bunjywunjy:

wuekka:

what-a-bastard:

whatacartouchebag:

horseonketamine:

inamindfarfaraway:

Shoutout to the maned wolf, which is technically neither wolf nor fox but has its own genus called Chrysocyon! Why -

why are your legs so long?

I mean, intellectually, I understand that it’s because you live in grasslands and have evolved to be able to see over the grass, but emotionally… why? Are they?? Like that??? Surely there was a way to make your body more cohesive and proportional-looking?

i will never shut up about maned wolves

just look at it

look at this

one of the animals for sure

wretched beast

If it’s neither wolf nor fox, then it’s cat software running on giraffe hardware.

I think y'all should know that the closest relative to the maned wolf is the bush dog which looks like this.

I was not ready for corgi-bear.

you’re definitely not ready for the maned wolf Front Angle then

Confirmed creature post

If you put the maned wolf and the bush dog together, they would be the henchmen for a villain or loveable comedy duo

Maned Wolf: *peering over the long grass using it’s beautiful long legs*

Bush dog: Who took my legs bro?