the version of excel i’m using came preloaded with a bunch of icon/emoji thingies so i spend my free time making fucking cave art
this is called “guy who gets abducted by aliens but he’s super into it”
part 2 of ??: alien abductee gets arrested for arson
part 3: “it was aliens” is deemed an unacceptable defense for leaving your campfire untended; the jailbird has a visitor
part 4: a touching serenade
part 5: some of the aliens help the prisoners escape…
part 6: …while the others help the officers evacuate
