notaplaceofhonour:

strangesmallbard:

thinking about the time a professor said the phrase “it’s just like the judeo-christian concept of turning the other cheek—” to which i immediately said something like “you mean the christian concept? it doesn’t appear in judaism” and he looked at me like a startled slow loris.

I didn’t know what a slow loris was and had to look it up and

AMAZING mental image op lmao