kid: hey daddy can you read me a bed time story?
dad picking up “doggy goes to school”: how about this one?
kid: sorry cant really read that one yet cause first we need to read “doggy rides a bike” and then “doggy vs cat: last hope”
dad: im sorry i dont think ive heard of that one
kid: yea it was during the dark era of doggy books but since then cat has become more of anti hero and helps doggy sometimes
dad: oh didnt even know that
kid: thats pretty fucking embarrasing father. i recommend you read “Kitty: origins” and “Doggy: year 1” to catch yourself up with the canon and then we can really get started on the bedtime stories tomorrow night