started calling my executive dysfunction issues my board of dysfunctional executives and treating it like a room of frail old white men and it hasn’t fixed everything but it sure is fucking funny
alright everyone we need to do the dishes! the DISHES. no, ted, it’s not in your phone. ted you have so many apps open. ted how did you download a virus. the nice exiled nigerian prince sent you an nft? thats nice ted. now, about those dishes,
alright on todays agenda: LAUNDRY. yes laundry as in dirty clothes. yeah greg that’s a board-level task in this organization. greg its very undignified to throw a tantrum like that at your age.
