There once was a man trying to make a point about the kitchen. “The sink!” He said “the sink is the single most important thing in the kitchen! It washes, it provides drinking water! It helps you prepare all of your meals and cleans your dishes for you after! The sink is the most important!”
“However,” said a stranger coming through the crowd “you are forgetting about the countertop. It holds everything in the kitchen together. You prepare your food and serve your food ON the countertop. Even your prescious sink would have no where to be if it weren’t for the countertop!”
The man was stunned. He wasn’t prepared for a counterargument
I wrote this joke in a sleep deprived rage and its one of the best pieces of writing I have ever produced
I told this joke to my sister and she said “I need some time to let that sink in.”
Hi, OP here. Quick favor? Could you high five your sister for me? Thanks