mikubinderthomasjefferson:

a-dotrivenitupontop:

thepoolisdead:

Trump x Biden fanfic- part 1

Remember, when life gets you down, write old man yaoi.

Joe couldn’t help but feel insecure every time Donald interacted with Kim. He knew they used to date, and he knew about the love letters they wrote. He felt insecure next to North Korea’s short king himself. And the skibidi Biden rumors weren’t helping his case. “Everything alright, Joe-san?” Joe turned around to stare into Trump’s large, blue, neurodivergent orbs. “Y-yes, Donald-Chan.” He sheepishly replied. “Hey, Joe, look at me.” Trump grabbed his chin and tilted his head up towards him. “No one can replace you.” 

“O-o-oh!” Joe stuttered. (He seemed to do that a lot these days.) “You… knew what I was thinking about?” “Of course, Joe. I can read you like the Declaration of Independence. I know you’ve been jealous of Kim for years.” Donald gazed at him, pensively, and sympathetically. “Well, it’s just, all these other men! Like Vladimir, and Elon…” “They mean nothing to me.” Donald told him. “Just past flings. They were temporary. You… are forever.” Joe softened under Donald’s loving gaze, relieved at last.


LIKE & REBLOG FOR PART 2 ❤️

@mikubinderthomasjefferson

Wonderful 10/10