“I fucked ur mom” - Uncreative and boring
“Ur mom gae lol” - Homophobic connotations and kind of overdone
“In 15 years I will invent time travel and travel back in time to have steamy passionate sex with your great-great-great-great-great-grandmother and birth the child that will eventually lead to you. Your blood has always been mine and will be forevermore. You cannot escape me even in death, fool.” - Creative, suggestive, has a storyline, will leave your foes shaking in their gamer chairs