bongjoonheaux:

bongjoonheaux:

bongjoonheaux:

Oh my god I just remembered last night’s dream. I was a concubine at an ancient Chinese emperor’s court, and he decided to make all of the concubines hotdogs, but his hotdogs SUCKED it was like the tiniest sausage and a mountain of toppings, and I was the only one who didn’t force myself to eat it so he sentenced me to death

These isekai gimmick stories are getting put of hand

I, A Chicagoan, Was Reincarnated Into A Chinese Emperor’s Court; But His Hotdogs Are Trash ! !

In My Second Life, I Will Use My Hotdog Making Skills to Escape The Bad Ending !