I refuse to believe anyone actually has a visceral reaction of disgust to pineapple on pizza. As far as “weird foods” go that’s one of the most tame examples and pineapple is probably the least offensive fruit to put in a savory dish. Pineapple antis are on some performative shit like the people who pretend to be really uncomfortable with the word “moist”
why do people keep reblogging this from me to talk about how yucky icky they think hawaiian pizza is. blocked. die
If you hate pineapple on pizza I assume you have the flavor complex of a toddler and can’t appreciate the beautiful relationship of salty and sweet coming together in your mouth.
Pineapple on pizza is better than ketchup on pizza at least
Want to know true pizza horror?
There’s a pizza in Sweden.
With Shrimp, ham, cheese, pineapple, kebab sauce, curry, and BANANA. Not plantain, no, BANANA, and it goes on before the pizza is put in the oven, so it’s BAKED banana, with SHRIMP AND HAM AND KEBAB SAUCE AND CURRY. Sometimes they add peanuts or pecans to be extra freaky.
I’ve had it once. The sheer horror of getting a bite with shrimp and banana on it was… visceral. The banana turns slimy when it’s baked, really slimy, and the dry curry powder adds a sandy texture on top of that. It’s… not good.