im in a very noble mood today.. my viziers are plotting against me i swear it.. if i were to die mysteriously my lands would fall to my bastard brother.. none would recognize his legitimacy.. my realm would fall into chaos..
my liege, perhaps it is in your best interest to find a consort who can actually, y'know, sire you an heir?
i appreciate your suggestion and it has been duly ignored.. bring in another transfem my servant.. this time itll work!! i swear!!