Wizard who goes to wizard duels and never casts any protection spells. They’re a masochist and want to see what the “seven hells testicular torsion” spell feels like to get hit by.
Unfortunately they’re now too good at wizard duels (thanks to attending way more than the usual number of them) and it’s getting harder and harder to find someone who can make them lose, or even hurt them at this point.
They’re now going after some lower-end gods just to feel something. The God of Bicycles may be a pushover as far as Gods go, but they’re still a God. They might spirit bomb you with the wishes and dreams of every cyclist in the world and that shit adds up fast.
Their next plan is to try and become a kaiju and attack a medium-sized city. Just what are the defenses of Freeport, Kaya Sona? How we they deal with a 50 foot tall wizard approaching from the west?
Maybe the wizards of the city will join together and summon some cthulhu-motherfucker from the deeps of the Glowing Sea. Maybe they’ll combine their energy and hit the wizard with one of those beams that’ll take out small planets in scifi movies. Maybe they’ll just fling 900 fireballs at the stompy giant wizard. Either way, it’ll probably hurt a lot.
They’re thinking about one day taking on the God of Pain, but while that’s obviously a good idea from their end if they lose, they’re a little worried about what’ll happen if they win. Killing a God is a dangerous thing: either you radically change the world until another can be elected, or the universe decides it can’t keep the wheels turning without that God’s domain, and it immediately elects a new god: the person who killed the last one.
And the last thing a magical masochist wants to be is the nigh-omnipotent being who rules over the domain of pain, a caretaker of a promised land they can never enter.
So it’s risky. But it’s either that or eventually they find a God or wizard that can stop them. So far, they’ve found neither, and the world is filling up with dead or bruised wizards and Gods in their wake.
I picture him doing it and getting hit with the “time isn’t real, you were always the god of pain idiot were the same person”
You, you get it.