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publiusvirgiliamaro:

parasitoidism:

parasitoidism:

Last night I had a dream where I was filling up my water bottle at a drinking fountain and someone ran over and started to drink out of my water bottle as it was filling up and I got so mad I woke up

Tried to recreate it

Tags that read: #My first thought was "hey is that the guy from the hit comic 'Check out how hard I can pee'?" #so I opened the notes to see if someone else already made that joke #second comment was "this is the prequel to 'Check out how hard I can pee' " #This is where he got the pee from. Stealing your water.ALT

(via @neververy4)