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tim-official:

i got the surgery that makes me into a bunch of semitransparent disembodied hands. now i have a productive job feeling up men for photoshoots in furry commissions

as a collection of translucent disembodied hands I can deftly whip you up any cocktail of your choosing while simultaneously grabbing the pectoral muscles of an anthropomorphic dragon and squeezing lovingly

I have an appointment at the Orc Settlement to be both bartender and Orgy Attendant for their biannual canyon rave