btw its absolute fucking crime that loz always takes place in a time period where it is literally impossible for link to ever play fortnite
things that i think would change link legendofzelda’s life if he had access to them
- a skateboard
- rock candy
- those energy drinks that taste like sour patch kids
- minecraft survival mode
- they/them pronouns
- basketball shorts
- a therapist
- these earrings
mr. nintendo can you hear me
