[ID: A crudely drawn picture of a room with a vault door. A crudely drawn orange stick person with dog ears is in the foreground while a green dog person and a blue dog person are staring intently at a pumpkin.]
Your name is Orangepup Dogsaturated. You are getting somewhat sick of being stuck down in this secure underground bunker. What will you do?
>Orangepup Dogsaturated: Fuck the pumpkin to alleviate boredom
[ID: Orangepup dogsaturated is watching the pumpkin]
You are of course aware of the concept of fucking, which etymologically derives from the ancient ritual duels known as fūyeck, which could really fuck someone up.
You consider challenging the pumpkin but realize that with no means to signal consent, it cannot participate in a legitimate fuck.
