[ID: Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.
Panel 1: A lime green person is talking to an olive green person, and a person with a book on their head is off on the side.
Lime: “Yeah I mean season four was good but I feel like they’re taking a dive now, the writing’s been pretty iffy and-”
The Most Illiterate Person Alive: “I am the most illiterate person alive!”
Lime: “…Okay, good for you. As I was saying the character arcs-”
The Most Illiterate Person Alive: “Holy shit how could you torture forest creatures for your own pleasure like that?”
Panel 2: Olive and Lime both turn to face The Most Illiterate Person Alive.
Lime: “What the fuck are you talking about?”
Olive: “They weren’t even talking about forest creatures!”
The Most Illiterate Person Alive: “You admitted to torturing forest creatures! I heard you!”
Lime: “No, I think you’re pretty far from a reasonable interpretation of anything I said just now.”
Panel 3: Zoom out to a larger crowd as The Most Illiterate Person Alive shouts with their hands in the air, Lime and Olive watching in frustration as the crowd responds.
The Most Illiterate Person Alive: “Hey! These two greenies said they like torturing forest creatures!”
Crowd: “How horrible!
Holy shit!
I believe you uncritically, Most Illiterate Person Alive!
