MILLENNIALS ARE BLAMED FOR EVERYTHING IT’S GETTING SO OLD
The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rats. It was transmitted by millennials.
millennials shot versace
millennials killed off the dinosaurs
Millennials shot Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria and Sophie, Duchess of Hohenberg.
Cain was a millennial
Millennial caused the Great Permian Extinction
The Titanic didn’t hit an iceberg. It collided with floating colony of ocean millennials.
Millennials stabbed Caesar.
10 Surprising Historical Genocides You May Not Realize Millennials Were Responsible For
Millenials killed princess diana
I thought we agreed that one was John Mulaney