you have beautiful hair, I bet it would look even better clogging my shower drain
you have consigned my robovac to a life of constant struggle and torment 🤩
This is an under-appreciated problem with long hair. I finally got mine to hip-length and it does not play well with shower drains. I want a drain from normal people’s nightmares. One with sharp metal teeth that spin around, kind of like a garbage disposal, to chop the hairs into bitty pieces so I don’t have to get out the plastic drain snake and pull out hairs longer than my arms.
genetically engineered creature with insatiable hunger for human hair sounded like good idea at the time