penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

i like perusing fragrantica (perfume information website) as a pastime, but the number of people??? who wear perfume??? to bed?? wild

also have seen MULTIPLE variations of “good hiking perfume”/“good going to the gym perfume”?????

WHAT are other people’s discretionary funds for fragrance looking like??? that you would have a “hiking” perfume?????

jesus christ you can afford SEASONAL hiking perfume????

calvin, i think you gotta update your branding for this perfume, my friend

apparently your market is hikers

WHAT IS THE CHOKEHOLD THIS PERFUME HAS ON OUTDOORSY FRAGRANCE ENTHUSIASTS

@irritatedlifeguard a CRUCIAL addition

i am about to wreak HAVOC on the fragrantica message boards, gang