I still think the single funniest thing about the cybertruck is that it has all those security cameras built in that are set to activate if anyone gets too close to the vehicle…and those cameras need electricity to run, and the cybertruck is a piece of shit that has way less battery life than you’d think, so you can legit just fuck over the owner by just standing near it and doing nothing else.
Like goddamn Elongated Muskrat found a way to let us siphon gas out of a car without even touching it. Fucking incredible.
#cybertruck #surely some of these are made up #a vehicle canNOT be this poorly designed #on the other hand elon musk IS a raving moron (tags via @words-writ-in-starlight)
Oh no my dude, it’s all true and WORSE.
This IS the vehicle that bursts into flames if you get the engine components wet.
The acceleration petal frequently comes apart AND gets stuck in down position.
This is a car you cannot exit if the battery has no charge or the electric components are even slightly glitchy, and all the systems are interconnected btw, so if one goes the rest do to.
There have been several deaths already thanks to people not being able to get out of these deathtraps when they’ve burst into flames or reverse accelerated into bodies of water.
This is a vehicle where if you slam the doors teenager-in-a-snit style they jam shut and pulling them open again rips the interior panel of the door off.
This is the vehicle with ZERO crumple zones, that starts rusting if you get the exterior wet.
This is the vehicle that looks so much like a dumpster RACCOONS are legitimately mistaking them for one and trying to break into it.
This vehicle is very literally uninsurable in most places, because all the car insurance companies have refused.