feyosha:

caffeinewitchcraft:

theonlyspiral:

evilwizard:

just got fired from my government job… apparently they can control the weather with space lasers now so they don’t need me to stand on a dark tower and chant in a big bellowing voice to summon clouds and winds of fear and frost

sorry to hear that, but it’s happening all over. i recently got replaced at my job of luring sailors to their death on the rocks by an iphone and a loudspeaker

That’s a bummer to hear everyone is getting hit :/ I got replaced as the ghoul shaking your pipes and creaking your floorboards at 3am by shoddy new construction that does it on its own

I should get you guys in touch with the Angels Who Used To Be Responsible For Species That Went Extinct, they’ve got a support group for this