blackvelvetofnight:

psychicpinenut:

i’m not joking when i say that not a day goes by when i don’t think about this video

Transcript:

guy sitting: (casual tone) hey Casey can you hand me a napkin?

(long tense silence as he balls up, wets, and throws napkin)

Casey: (in a deep booming voice) WHY WOULD I GIVE YOU A NAPKIN IF YOU ARE NOT MY KIN

guy sitting: (in an english accent) we are half brothers Dremont!.. Dremont the Curious. as mother would call you.. stupid bloke

Casey: (same booming voice) THE ONLY THING I’M CURIOUS ABOUT IS BOYS

(tense silence)

guy sitting: (still in english accent) a name which quartered has but three parts clever and one part coward.. cunt. stupid cunt (starting to laugh) look at you with your cunty little face