i’ve been watching the trump rally at madison square gardens on youtube and its fucking unreal. first guy to speak is some comedian with the most bitter and humorless little laugh and he’s just throwing out every boring, cliched racist joke he can think of (“latinos have so many kids, they don’t pull out, they come inside…like they came in our country!” yes he actually said that) and the crowd response is like lukewarm at best at any of them.
Then the guy is like “yea trump got shot in the ear…which if you think about it is literally the coolest place to get shot” and the crowd is like literally silent
and then the next guy comes out and he’s a painter and he gives a little speech about how everybody said he was never going to make it as an artist because he was conservative and didn’t bow to the woke left. And now he’s going to do a live painting which is like okay.
So he starts painting on this big canvas and pretty soon it’s clear that he’s trying to paint an american flag or like part of an american flag, and he’s blocking in colors like purple, red, white, blue, orange okay and at first it seems like he could go back and blend it all in and make it look really good but then he starts just like smearing all over the canvas with his fingers and it becomes apparent that the painting just looks like ass actually and it’s going to look like ass for the foreseeable future
So then he like, peels back some masking tape or something that was on the canvas revealing a cutout of a black and white image of Trump…hugging the empire state building?
What
I forgot to mention that the comedian opened with an endorsement of mypillow
