A software tester walks into a bar. Runs into a bar. Crawls into a bar. Dances into a bar. Flies into a bar. Jumps into a bar. And orders: a beer. 2 beers. O beers. 99999999 beers. a lizard in a beer glass. -1 beer. “qwertyuiop” beers. Testing complete. A real customer walks into the bar and turns on a screen reader. The bar goes up in flames.
The customer orders in a language that is not English. The bartender doesn’t answer.
A blind customer asks what’s on the menu. The bartender shows nine images.
The bartender asks for the customer’s information. You tell them your name and the bartender responds with “That’s not a real name.”