foone:

I don’t wear jewelry.

I used to wear jewelry but in like 2000 I was wearing a thin metal chain on my left wrist when I went to turn off a computer. The chain hit the power switch, I felt a ZAP, and the computer turned off, never to power on again. My jewelry got a new black spot, and I had to stop wearing it.

Knowing what I know now, that computer was transphobic.