I love the phrase “die badly” ‘cuz like usually it’s understood that dying in of itself is bad but nah saying “I died badly” implies that my death was just really fucking graceless and pathetic. Like an absolute bummer for everyone involved. A solid 1.5/5 stars. Wasn’t even worth witnessing or talking about, everyone left disappointed, even the people who are into death couldn’t get anything out of this. Really fucked it up on my way out, you know? One last massive L for the road. Such a good concept, I love language.