uninventedtypeof-autism-creature:
Gollum fucked that ring
If Bilbo had shown up in that cave about five minutes earlier, he would have seen Gollum blinking in and out of existence.
did bilbo ever wash the ring, or did that well greased thing slide a bit too easy onto his finger?
given that the ring is sentient and has will i would assume it wanted bilbo to clean it
would that mean it wanted gollum to fuck it? it changes size to fit the wearer, so was it consenting when it became the perfect size for gollums dick?
