achilles-in-a-blanket-burrito:

a short talk- why i should be given all of elon musk’s wealth:

• i am aware that i could end world hunger with this money and shall try my best to make good on this. my best isnt great but better than whatever the fuck he’s doing.
• i have better things to do than sit down on twitter all day, beefing with random people.
• i aint doing stupid shit like trying to “fix autism”
• i think trans people are super cool<33
• if i had a wife, she wouldnt wanna get rid of me.

erm yeah guys. *awkward thumbs up in anxiety*

this is obviously a joke btw

I think you should get Elon Musk’s wealth, this is very convincing