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uncritical

[ID: Three panel comic with crudely drawn stick people.

Panel 1: An orange person in a red jacket with bright blue anime glasses is talking to a dark green person wearing some kind of equipment with black and yellow hazard stripes on it on their feet and hands, as well as some kind of red visor. A grayscale person with a green plant pot on their head is also there.

Hazard Stripes: “Hazard stripes.”

Anime Glasses: “Hell yeah.”

Plant pot: “I am green!”

Anime glasses: “Cool. Congrats.”

Panel 2: The person with the plant pot gloats in the foreground while the other two watch, dripping with second-hand embarrassment.

Plant Pot: “Hah. You fools. You simpletons.

You would uncritically accept someone as actually being green… just for wearing a plant pot on their head?”

Hazard Stripes: “Hazard stripes…”

Panel 3: The person with the plant pot takes off the pot, holding it in their right hand while pointing accusingly with the left, as Hazard Stripes and Anime Glasses walk away.

Plant Pot: “I’ve exposed you! Your hypocrisies are out, plain for all to see! The brilliance of my scheme is equal only to its elegant simplicity! You have been destroyed, liberals! Destroyed!”

Hazard Stripes: “Hazard stripes.”

Anime Glasses: “yeah they’re somehow getting worse at this shit.”

End ID.]

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