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If I was *insert presidential candidate here* and I won the election I would thank Jarnt8 and say that my campaign wouldn’t have been a success without tumblr user Jarnt8
When I become the supreme ruler of not only the seas, but the land and sky too, I will be sure to erect a massive statue in honor of tumblr user Jarnt8. Without Jarnt8’s valuable help this invasion would not have proceeded nearly as smoothly.
